Swamp is Green & Clean
Network Status
If it's down, Donkey probably chewed the cables again.
Core Services
Main Website
Online
Client Area (Billing)
Taking Money Successfully
Game Panel (Pterodactyl)
Online
Game Nodes (Ryzen 9)
Node: Swamp-01 (New York)
Ryzen 7950X / NVMe
Operational
Node: Swamp-02 (London)
Ryzen 7950X / NVMe
Operational
Node: Swamp-03 (Frankfurt)
Ryzen 5950X / NVMe
Evicting Squatters (Maintenance)
Incident History
Today
No incidents. The swamp is quiet... too quiet.
Oct 22, 2025
Minor Network Fluctuation
Lord Farquaad tried to DDoS the login server. He came up short. Mitigation was automatic.
Oct 10, 2025
Swamp-02 Outage
Donkey tripped over the ethernet cable while making waffles. Service restored in 4 minutes.